EPIC!!!!!!

It's a Beautiful Future

Ok so we’re fashionably late, good things come to those who wait I swear! Our brand new album that was 50 million years in the making, It’s a Beautiful Future, comes out February 15 with a little help from our Hamilton pals at Rebel Time Records. The release parties start February 18 in Victoria and February 25 in Vancouver. Then we’re gonna rip out to Montreal and back because we’re masochists and we love driving in the snow. Please have veggie oil ready for our bus because we’re done burning dinos. No seriously, we need oil if you work in a kitchen write toddserious at hotmail.

Remember remember the 13th of November

Hey guess what– It was a tough call cause lots of rad people tried out, but we finally got a new bass player. His name is Elliot. Rhymes with smelliot. So he’ll fit right in. Here is his other band: … Continued

Looking for a new bass player

We are looking for a bass player. It’s a lot of fun for the right person. Turnons include strengthening community, dive bars, punk house basements, vegan buffets, good beer, good friends, yelling at each other then later making up, and … Continued

New shit

New website, new album, new tour, details to follow asap